The Imperial Physician
Episode 01
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Run! Run! Run! Step aside!
Run! Run! Step aside!
Move Move Move!
Hurry up,Hurry up!
Erfu,Sanfu,faster!
special food is waiting you home
Run! Run!
Run! Excuse me!
Excuse me!
Next!
Taoist master Huan tuo bless me
You must help me get into the imperial hospital
I promise you I will really focus on studies,improve the medical skills
And in the future,heal and aid people
please,please,please
He Tian,He Tian,come in for the exam!
I'm here!
Patient is weak,7 days without a bowel movement.
Which acupoint does the needle need to be placed?
Useless thing! Go away.
Patient got facial paralysis because of the wind,blood runs slowly
His lips and eyes are inclined for 7 years
Which acupoint does the needle need to be placed?
This guy should thank god for let him still be alive
And he still wants a cure?
This guy's got bad luck.
That man is the Head of the imperial physician.
Better luck next year.
I...I...I...I can speak now!
I can speak! I really can speak!
I can speak!
I...I...I...Thank you
I can speak now!
Mister,you should pay more attention to your health.
Less oil,less salt,eat more fruits.
No smoking,no drinking,more exercise.
As long as you listen to me,
Your will be better and better
Thank you - Bring him down.
Thank you
I can speak! I CAN SPEAK NOW!
I can speak!
Great! Great!
Such a great job! So cool!
Bravo!
Thank you! Thank you!
Good,good,good.
Bravo! Bravo!
Long live the King!
Arise!
thank you,your majesty!
Rise. Why is everyone so formal?
Have a seat,let's sit down and talk.
Your Majesty
This court is the place to discuss governance
The way you sit is a little undignified.
Your Majesty,please respect yourself.
Interesting. Disrespecting myself?
Really interesting.
Right. Has everyone eaten yet?
Do you guys want some biscuit?
Your majesty,we have all eaten.
This...this...this...
What are you guys looking at? Eat
I prepared these especially for you guys.
prime minister,help me out here.
Considering it as giving me face.
Then Your Majesty...I...I...
I shall listen to your orders.
Eat it while it's hot.
Good! Now everyone eat some!
Prime minister Zhao,lately the world's been peaceful.
There's not even one little problem,like seasame that kind of little?
Seven of us are eating biscuits right here.
yet seasame has already fallen onto the floor.
Outside there are thousands of citizens,
And they don't have any complains?
Seems impossible.
Your Majesty,after the late Emperor died,
Your Uncle and Empress Dowager governed,
Your Uncle loves the citizens like his own kids
Empress Dowager rules like a mothers
Which is why everything's so peaceful
I'll be honest Your Majesty's worrying too much.
You are right...
I can't say Uncle's incompetent or empress dowager is a fool
World peace...thanks to prime minister Zhao
And to everyone in the court,for caring for our citizens
Your Majesty,this is all part of our job.
Then...if there's nothing else,you may be dismiss.
Yes,Your Majesty
Xiao An,
I am here.
Go change your clothes. I'm going out
His majesty orders Xuan Li Eunuch's presence now
Eunuch Meng,Majesty orders for Eunuch Li
Eunuch Meng,it's His Majesty who Neds to find Eunuch Li,
Our master's resting,
who's letting you make a fuss? LEAVE!
His Majesty's waiting...
I know!...LEAVE!
Baochuan - Dad - stop crying - I'm not leaving,
Don't cry! - I don't want to be an Eunuch!
Chuan! Don't Cry!- Dad! I don't want to go
Chuan,you have to safeguard your 'Precious'
You must safeguard it!
Your Mother and Father gave you that! - I don't want to be an Eunuch!
When you die,leave a full body behind!
This is the only way you will not let our ancestors down!
Godfather,are you okay?
My "Precious",can I find it again?
Godfather,don't worry
I have sent people working for the Eastern Depot
To go out
To find your "precious".
Even if to trun this city inside out.
We will catch that thief!
And bring back your golden box back
Good,Capture the thief alive
I need to question him
And to skin that thief alive!
Yes.
Candied haw in a stick!Candied haw in a stick!
Lanterns!
Move,move,move
Quick,quick,ahead over there,hurry.
Hurry,hurry,straight ahead.
Move,move
Even this you can still find me.
Did you guys smell the bucket of urine or something? Huh?
Let me your master,play around with you guys.
quick,quick. keep up,hurry!
Hurry,yes
Come on!
Am I looking like a street performer?
At least think of me as a hero.
Okay?
This does can earn some money quickly.
Hurry,Hurry! keep up,quickly.
Those runaway dogs are not out because of me
Then what are they doing?
Leave,Leave,leave. Hurry up and leave.
Teacher,Please give me another chance Teacher
Teacher! Leave,quickly leave.
- Teacher – Next!
I'll tell you this once remember it clearly.
A pregnant lady's heart is anxious,upset and has insomnia
Please prescribe the medication.
Teacher,
May I asked her age and height and weight And what does she do at home?
I only asked you one thing
And you bring up all those details
Do you want...do you want to...
Do you want ..
Do you want her to write all her family history down?
Someone,drag her…
Drag her out,Next!
Teacher! Teacher! Teacher!
What happened? Teacher! He fainted!
Teacher,wake up!
Teacher,quick,quick,quick.do something.
Stop!
Murderer! Murderer! Murderer!
Be quiet. I didn't kill him! I'm saving him!
No you're not. You killed him! Look!
He's already dead! You killed him!
Murderer! Murderer!
Teacher is waking up! He's waking up.
Good job! Good job!
See? He's alive
I didn't kill anyone
Okay,okay. Go back to your seat
You are good
Put me down,why are you taking me?
What are you doing? put me down! Now!
Put me down!
Boss,are you okay?
Leave! Go away! Leave!
You better listen next time.
Erfu,Bite him.
You're not qualified for the imperial hospital,Just leave.
Boss are you okay?
Uncle,just now I did it to save him
Didn’t you see it?
He could have died,if it wasn't for me.
I just jabbed him right away.
Even though you saved him
But the way you saved him,wasn't the proper way.
The imperial hospital is not for you
I'm won’t punish you for your drama in the exam
You better not let me see you again
Uncle! Uncle!
I just saved a man!
Why is that ‘not proper way’? Uncle!
What are you doing? Leave immediately!
You better be careful,I'll get Dafu Erfu to come bite you guys!
Leave quickly! Leave!
What's so great about the imperial hospital?
Your medical skills don’t need that man’s affirmation
When I grow up I'll earn lots of money
I'll open up 10,8 imperial hospitals!
You can go to whichever you want
You
The imperial hospital isn't like restaurant
10 Royal Clincs,8 Royal Clinics. You?
Boss,no time for chatting
I need to get to work
Come to my house for dinner after
Okay,Got it. You two aren't brave at all.
You didn't help us.
Buddy
That fish does not look fresh.
I caught it this morning
Just now it was full of life
Then show me
The fish must be dizzy from the ride
DIzzy? Oh yeah it's moving
Yeah yeah,its bouncing,bouncing.
Okay,you can go back now
Bring it in. Yeah,yeah. Okay
Next one,next one.
Be careful!
Here.
- Get up,be careful. - Thank you Madam He
What vegetable? How can we eat that?
Are you new here? Don't you know the rules?
If I say this vegetable isn't good,then it's not good
The appearance doesn't look appealing, It probably tastes bad!
What if the Emperor,and Empress Dowager
Tries it and don’t like it
Will they blame you or me,Take him away.
Brother Wong,I think the vegetables look nice and fresh
Very good
Madam He,I'm just teaching him
What does this got to do with you? Just go back to what you were doing.
Buddy Wong,he's new here
Just give him another chance,okay? 244 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,440 Take a look,the vegetable are so fresh
If you let them take it back,it'll be such a waste
Even if it's not looks appealing,it's okay
but if you make it appealing like flowers, everyone would want it.
Madam He,since when you are in charge of here?
Okay,you said it would look as appealing as flowers
Okay,show me? Show me
Flower,flower,where is the flower?
Flower,flower,flower!
Woah! Cool! Amazing!
Really amazing! Good kungfu!
Yeah! Amazing kungfu!
What about it brother Wong,Give me some face here
Take all the vegetables
Take it,Take it,Take it...
Take all of it,Take it!
Poor kid! Poor Kid!
Anyone? Will anyone take pity on me?
Brother,are you blind?
Take a look over there
Sir,it's very nice here
Please help me to bury my father,I'll sell myself. 30% off!
It’s a real bargin,even if you’re not buying,come take a look!
Don't leave!
Sir,the North door is just ahead
Please bury my father,I'll sell myself. 30% off!
What do you want
Ow that hurts,let go of me,let go!
Buddy,money,money,money! I'll give you money!
You should have gave it to me earlier, are you guys tired? Cause I am
Little boy,don't use the onion again
It's not good for your eyes,the smell is bad
It's very easy to expose you, What's your name?
My name is Xiao Shitou
I'm thinking,Erfu Sanfu
Am I acting too impulsive just now
If I wasn't that mean.
Uncle would have given me another chance.
I saved a man! How is that wrong?!
I saved someone yet I couldn't get into the imperial hospital?
If I couldn't get in there
I will never have the chance to read that book
Move away,Bring him bring him,Leave now
What's going on?
Guards,no more talking,leave quickly
Guards I'm innocent. I’m innocent
Move,move,Hurry Hurry,move away
Get away!
Right now,I'm seriously doubted that this hairpin
Is the one that the Maid from the Palace has lost.
And you are one of the thieves!
I'll keep all of your possessions for now
Once I solve the case,I'll give everything back to you. Take him!
Stop!
You have no evidence,how can you take someone’s possession like that
What’s the difference between you and a thief?
You! Who are you?
You delinquent,What's with the heroic act?
- Guys! - Yes
Search him!
What’s your reason for searching me?
You are now under suspicion for the missing item in the palace.
That seems like you have stolen it,Take off his clothes!
Search him! Yes
It has nothing to do with me,Nothing, nothing to do with me!
Boss,I'll bring you to see the poor people here
But you need to place your wallet in a safe place
If you are stolen or robbed,I can't help you.
There's so many poor people here?
Yeah there's poor people everywhere, Like this person next to you
Xiao Shi Tou,where's your house?
Who are you living with?
Me? Wherever I stay is my home.
- My house...- don't,don't,don't! No,no,no!
- Don't search my body! – take him away
I didn't steal anything! I didn't steal anything!
You're picking on my Boss? How can I let that happen?
Boss! Boss! Boss!
Boss! Are you okay?
Little thing,so you're both the thief in crime!
Interrupted our work and hurt our guards. Your punishment is even bigger.
- Take him! - Yes.
Wait! What rules did they break?
And you are?
As Guards from the Eastern Depot,we have to come to you to report?
Go away,otherwise we'll arrest you too!
You stupid servants,do you know who are you talking to?
This is the Emperor's world,and yet You dare to bully these people?
Go and send Eunuch Li Baochan out!
Eunuch Li's name is not for you guys to call for fun!
Catch them! Yes.
After them!
Move! Move! Move!
Miss,this way.
Miss,This place is pretty busy.
Let's go over there and take a look
Miss
This store sells the best makeup.
If it's really like that,buy the whole store!
Good. This way
Freeze! Don't move,don't move!
Don't move!
What's going on? I don't know. Go out and take a look.
Yes,Yes
Hurry,come on!
Hurry! Come and help!
Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
Go after them! Go!
What’s happening?
Get someone to capture him!
Get him,get him,get him!
Go,go,go! Where did he go? Hurry!
Did you catch him? Where's that ruffian?
He is still here,how come you can't find him?
Boss,I forgot to check the almanac today
We're not supposed to come out today
Oh I’m screwed,I need to pee
- Hold it,hold it in! - I can't help it
Up there,up there!
This has nothing to do with me!
You scared me,so I peed.
Someone! Catch them!
Xiao Shitou! Go go go
Freeze! Catch them! Catch them!
Catch them,Catch them!
If you have the guts,stay where you are
Come down,come down! Come down
Xiao Shitou,listen
Let's split up and run
Meet me in my house
-Don't let them catch you,Okay? – got it
Don't move! Don't move!
Here
- Are you okay?- I'm fine
Quick,quick! Hurry! Don't let him get away!
Let's leave,quickly! They're coming
Hurry! They are over there! Quick! Quick!
Hurry!
Step aside
Let go!
Don't worry,I'm here to help you
Help us?
Hurry! Hurry!
Step aside
Get out of the way.
Leave,I'll handle this
Hurry,hurry! After them! Hurry!
- Boss! - Did you get hurt?
Just a little fight,how can that hurt me
Where's Erfu?
sleeping inside
Be careful
You two ass ho
It’s such a hot day,are you finished?
You big ass ho!
After him!
Stop that,what miracle physician I am?
Boss,why you are saying that
Your medical skills have always been amazing
Whoever is ill here
You will heal them
That worthless person from imperial hospital is blind!
He wouldn’t let us take the exam,it’s their lost
You took the exam for the imperial hospital?
I went there but I got kicked out in the end
How come?
I saved this doctor
But they said I didn’t do it in a proper way 417 00:32:18,110 --> 00:32:19,830 Let me take a look
Bite on to this
No thanks,I can endure the pain
Boss,are you done?
Sorry,please hold it
I'll try again,okay
Wait,wait,wait,wait,wait
Are you okay? How are you
I'm sorry,please give me one more chance
Just one more
Xiao Shitou,have a bun
Aunt,you're home.
Who's this?
A new friend I met today
His arm is dislocated
Hello Madam.
Move it,how’s that
Thank you,Madam.
Mother,how come I didn't know that you could do that
Your mother has been butchering pigs for years
I can pull off a pig’s leg with my eyes closed
Fixing this arm,a piece of cake
Okay,I’ve already fixed your arm
You can leave now
Mother,don't be like this
Why not? Our place only sells meat
Our place is not a charity house,are you gonna bring
All the poor people to stay here
How do I know if he's a good guy or a bad buy
Xiao Shitou,don't take it in mind
I’m not talking about you but someone else
It's getting late,I should go back
Thank you Aunt
Bro,I'll take my leave
Wait a minute,I'll get you some medicine
To help you healing
I'm fine,I’m okay,I'll take my leave
Goodbye
Mom why did you kick him out?
He's my friend
Friend? What's your friend’s name?
Where does he live?
I told you so many times
Don't bring strangers home with you
You never listen,now it’s total chaos out there
Don't bring home trouble
How come? Mom he fainted
- Big brother - carry him in,come on
One,two,walk,walk
Come on,come on
Freeze! Freeze! Dont run,dont run!
You can’t runaway from us,freeze
Freeze! Hurry,Hurry
Freeze,freeze
Good thing I ran fast
You bring home a strangers
And yet you became friends with him?
You saved him
And let him sleep on your ownbed
When he wakes up
You'll probably give him your money too
Only you would do this
You never know how bad a person can be
You can write and read, but you need to understand it
You brat! You almost scared me to death
Mom,don't be mad
Angry will only get you wrinkles
And aged you,that won't be fair
I have discovered a new medicine formula
Do you want to try?
Using me as an experiment again
Do you think I'm Dafu
A beautiful pig
And let you turning him into a hedgehog?
I'm just giving him a therapy
Look at Dafu he is so strong like a cow
I'm not going
What is that
What smell is that, it smells weird
Honey,almond powder,egg white and rose
Goat Milk,and Wheat
You treat my face like a bread store
Mom,trust me it'll be fine
Once you use the mask, you'll be at least 20 years younger
Look at you,such a gorgeous girl
From day till night, you wear these male clothes
Ever since i was little,I dressed like this
You didn't want others to know I'm a girl
Yes,I did raised you as a boy
But now you're all grown up,as from now
No more dressing like a man
I think wearing males clothes is not a bad thing
It allows me to do things easily
I don't want to wear females clothing
Even Xiao Shitao does not know I'm a girl
He calls me boss
I’m just about to tell you about that
From now on don't follow
Xiao Shitou's troublesome behavior
It's time for you to get married
Mom,now the facial mask is ready
Once its placed,you can't talk
Or else you'll get lots of wrinkles
I'm not afraid of wrinkles,I'm afraid that you won't listen
Stop talking. or else it won't work
Okay,have a good rest,I’ll leave first
Bro,are you feeling better now
I’m good
That's great
Uncle Tao
You’ve drank again right
I told you it's not good for your liver,
Tianxin,I only drank a little bit
Just a little? Not even a little drink!
If you keep drinking,don't ask me to help you again
Okay,Okay. I won't drink
Not even a little bit
Good
- Shi Tao,Shi Tao,- bye
I can leave now
Just a minute I'll bring some medicine for you
No thanks,I'm really fine
Oh right,thanks for helping me
And letting me stay for the night,here
It's okay,no need to be so polite
Just take it as a souvenir,I'm leaving
Who is it? So early! Who is it
Master,it’s not good,Master
This jade doesn't look cheap
Don't even think of that
How would I? I was just thinking
That big bro,is so generous
He must be from a very rich family
Boss,I think he's a very good man
Good Kungfu and heroic
why aunt doesn't like him
I don't know,go back and ask her yourself
Boss,you are talking like a girl just now That’s not like you
Don't say that,I didn’t
I didn’t? How would I know?
- Go back and ask my mother. - I'm not gonna let you say that
Let go,let go
Don't run! Freeze! Freeze!
We're dead
You ruffian! Found ya!
Boss,she's the daughter of prime misister Zhao
A well known rich bitch
Miss Zhao
I'm very sorry
How dare you
Yesterday I ruined your clothes
I didn't mean it,I'll pay you back
I don't want your money,I want you dead
- Catch him! - Yes! Run! Hurry! Run!
You're men from of prime master Zhao
Are you police or a thiefs?
How can you guys capture mef? Let me go!
Fresh meat! Aunt
- Come quick Fresh Meat! - Aunt! Hurry!
Aunt,lend me this knife
Put that down,that’s dangerous
Boss has been captured
Don't joke around,go over there and play
Whose joking around,premier minister's daughter
Brought a bunch of guys and captured boss
She said she wants his death to pay back for her ruined clothes
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